What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter.
Monday, November 22, 2010
Blonde Father
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
My Cosmos are Gorgeous!!
My Cosmos were gorgeous this summer. The last rain that we had really created a lot of of pink and red blooms for me to enjoy!
Thursday, November 18, 2010
A Man walked into a bar...
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it.
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool,and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it.
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool,and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."
Seven Hills of Lynchburg Virginia
Lynchburg Virginia is called the city of seven Hills which is a distinction that it shares with Rome Italy. Lynchburg offers views of these 7 "Ladies":
1. Diamond Hill and White Rock Hill hve names that reflect their geographic surroudnings.
2. College Hill is named for a Pre-Civil War military school that become a hospital during the war.
3. Federal Hill is named for the former Federal Hotel.
4. Daniel's Hill is named in honor of Judge William Daniel Jr. who owned the Point of Honor Property.
5. Garland Hill was named in honor of a prominent lawyer from the city's early days, Sam Garland Jr.
6. Franklin Hill honors the patriot Benjamin Franklin.
1. Diamond Hill and White Rock Hill hve names that reflect their geographic surroudnings.
2. College Hill is named for a Pre-Civil War military school that become a hospital during the war.
3. Federal Hill is named for the former Federal Hotel.
4. Daniel's Hill is named in honor of Judge William Daniel Jr. who owned the Point of Honor Property.
5. Garland Hill was named in honor of a prominent lawyer from the city's early days, Sam Garland Jr.
6. Franklin Hill honors the patriot Benjamin Franklin.
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