Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Travels of the Retired

Travels of the Retired



I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
*I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
*I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close, so it's a short drive.
*I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
*I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to go there too often.
*I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
*Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
*One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get.
*And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible, but life shows me I am not.
*People keep telling me I'm in Denial, but I'm positive I've never been there before.
*So far, I haven't been in Continent, but my travel agent says I'll be going soon