For Laughs

For Laughs

Two rather intoxicated men are driving down the highway drinking beer. All of a sudden the drive notices lights flashing in his mirror: the cops are on his tail.

His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beef bottles and we'll each stick one on our foreheads. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat and let me do the talking."

They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, and asks to see that guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "have you been drinking?' "Oh, no sir." the driver replies.

"I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you sure you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks "Oh, no, sir." the driver answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight."

"Well, I've got to ask you." says that cop. "What on earth are those things on your forehead?"

"That's easy, Officer." says that driver. "You see, we're both alcoholics, and we're on the patch."