Kid Wisdom

• When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" Don't answer.
• Never tell your Mom her diet's not working.
• Stay away from prunes.
• Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
• If you want a kitty, start out by asking for a horse.
• Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
• Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a basketball bat.
• When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.