Thursday, July 22, 2010

Back Luck

This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver says. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.

"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have insurance. So, I grabbed a cab home, but, after the cab left, I discovered I had forgotten and left my wallet in it. And, when I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener!"

"So I walked over to this bar and was just sitting here thinking about putting an end to my life, and you show up and drink the darn poison."

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