Clever Business Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's office: Dr Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: We're #1 in the #2 business.
At a Proctologist's door: To expedite your visit please back in.
On a Plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On a Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
Pizza Shop Slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
In an Nonsmoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push.
At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a Taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.
On a Fence: Salesmen Welcome! Dog food is expensive.
At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet-miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a Propane Filling station: Thank heaven for Little grills.