Lately, the economy is so bad that we think it is time for a list of the top ten things that demonstrate the state of the economy.
10. Now a picture is only worth 250 words.
9. Anjelina Jolie just adopted a child from the US.
8. I just got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
7. I saw a Mormon Polygamist who could only afford one wife.
6. Business executives are reduced to playing miniature golf.
5. Parents in Beverly Hills were forced to lay off their nanny and actually learn their children's names.
4. Things have gotten so bad at Wall Street that they had to sell the naming rights. It is now called Wal-Mart Street.
3. When your bank returns a check for insufficient funds, you have to call them and ask if they meant them or you.
2. When you order a burger at McDonald's they now ask "Can you afford fries with that?"
1. Last night, I got so depressed by the economy, the wars, and the state of our savings that I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was considering suicide, they got very excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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