You may be a farmer's wife if:

For instance, you may be a farmer's wife if:
You call the implement dealer and he recognizes your voice.
The vet's number is on the speed dial of your phone.
Your second vehicle is still a pickup.
Your husband has ever used field equipment to maintain your lawn.
A night out involves the local 4-H club.
You've ever washed the kids or the dishes with a pressure washer.
Picking rock is considered a chance to get out of the house.
Taking lunch to the field is as close as you get to a picnic.
You can mend a pair of pants and the fence that ripped them.
The shopping list in your purse includes the sizes of filters, tires, overalls, chains, belts, lights, cables, spark plugs or shotgun shells.
You ever went on a date to the rodeo.
The directions to your house include the words miles, silos, last, or gravel road.
Lacey or Frilly is a farm animal but not your nightgown.
Being taken out to dinner has ever included a talk by a seed corn dealer.
Your farm equipment has the latest global positioning technology and you still can't find your husband.
You plan your vacations around farm shows.
Eva Gabor is on your list of Most Admired Persons.
Quality time with your hubby means you'll have a flashlight in one hand and a wrench in the other.
Sharing a cab has nothing to do with a taxi and everything to do with getting across the field.