Do You Know This Person?

Do You Know This Person?

I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts 'till 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening child-proof caps...with a hammer.

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

I'm good for a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin or antacid.

I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories...over & over & over & over & over...

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

I'm so scared for, long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, politicians...

I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired.

I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.