For Laughs

For LAUGHS

A fellow buys a new red sports car and heads out on the interstate for a nice full throttle run. The top was down, the breeze was nice, he looks down and sees that he is doing 90 and he doesn't even feel it.

Then he checks his rear view mirror,and sure enough, flashing red lights!

He figures there's no way the cop can catch him so he nails it...100-110-at about 120 mph he realizes the error of his ways and pulls over.

The cop comes up to the window takes his license without a word and goes back to his car. The cop comes back and says, "I've had a tough shift and I don't need all the paperwork and trouble of running you in... give me an excuse I haven't heard before and you're off the hook!"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Off you go," said the officer.