For Laughs

For Laughs

Hillary Clinton
In the midst of a domestic argument over his acts of straying, Hillary suffers a massive stroke and dies on the spot.

Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates, Hillary is surprised to discover that Princess Di and Mother Teresa are there along with her (what can I say-it seems that bureaucratic red tape is a problem everywhere).

After registering the three newcomers are taken for a personal interview to see the BIG GUY (St. Peter was heard to say "Ya'll get in the truck! We're going up to the big house").

Upon arriving at HIS presence, God turned to Princess Di and asked her to tell him why she thought she should be admitted into Heaven.

Di responded, "Well I put up with Charles for a lot of years, led many charitable organizations, and did many wonderful things in the world."

God responded, "you are definitely a good person. Come and sit in the seat to my right."

Then he turned to Mother Teresa and asked her to describe her good deeds. She responded. "I cared for the sick and dying and provided hospice for those in need."

God told her that she was truly a good person and that she should come and sit in the seat to his left. Then he turned to Hilary and asked her to explain who she was and what her good deeds were.

Hilary responded, "My name is Hillary Clinton and I believe that you are sitting in my seat."